tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-168136372011-12-19T15:33:50.402-06:00...is back, bitchesAndrewnoreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16813637.post-84084964212487970062011-12-17T12:11:00.002-06:002011-12-18T09:29:29.668-06:00

So I went to the dollar store on Friday with my wife. She was picking up some tissue paper, ribbon and gift bags for the Christmas gift-giving, which swells my cheap Chinese heart to no end. Before she met me, she spent a lot of time in Hallmark picking up extremely fancy gift wrap and gift bags. I made the (bullshit) argument that it didn't matter how the gift was wrapped. What mattered was

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Rule #1 about days off work: There is ALWAYS a Law & Order marathon on television. Rule #1a: You will end up watching the entire marathon instead of doing what you should be doing (e.g. wrapping Christmas gifts for your new baby niece).

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Have you had to shop for a new phone lately? Because let me warn you, ladies and gents, it's not pretty. I mean, literally, my last trip to the DMV went smoother. (For the curious: Yes, the DMV--here in Alabama, we call it the "courthouse"--is next door to a Chinese restaurant, a surprisingly good Chinese restaurant. A little pricey, though, which is why I only ate there once and why it's being

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First things first: I want to thank Kari for not forgetting about our blogs and for encouraging a return to form. Secondly, no more hiding behind new blog titles. I'm going back to Sublimely Mundane, so yeah, I'm going to need my title back. Sorry, new Sublimely Mundane. But in all fairness, I was here first (and it didn't look like you've been doing a lot of blogging, anyway). Third, to the

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